10 True Facts About DragonForce

Some of you may be wondering why I haven't posted in a long time. The reason is I've been doing research on the coolest band ever, DragonForce
. The following are 10 100% true facts about the metal-est musical group evah.

10. One time aliens landed on Earth, but they landed on in a DragonForce concert. They left because they realized that earth was too awesome for them.

9. This kid was walking down the street one time listening to his iPod. Then this thug gangster came up and said "Hey kid I'm gonna kill you unless you're listeing to the coolest thing ever." The kid was listening to DragonForce. He is still alive today.

8. In Arkansas, it is illegal to not like to DragonForce.

7. Herman Li, the guitarist from DragonForce, was taught how to play guitar by Chuck Norris, Gandalf, Jimi Hendrix, and Sonic the Hedgehog, all at the same time.

6. If an emo kid listens to DragonForce it will implode, leaving a pile of PSPs behind. Try it sometime, it's really awesome.

5. The winner of every Grammy is actually DragonForce, the ones they say on TV are actually just the second place winners.

4. Jesus Christ originally tried out to be the drummer fro DragonForce, but he wasn't good enough.

3. One time, at a party, every member of DragonForce played as loud as they could for 5 seconds. there were no survivors.

2. They once tried to make a DragonForce TV show, but when they tried to watch it after they filmed it, all that came up on screen was blurs.

1. A man in Yemen once tried to contest DragonForce's place as the greatest band ever. No one has ever seen him or his family since.