WTF CSAP, OMG 300

We were all taking those CSAP things all over the place last week. The first ones were the science test. They were so damn easy. I finished like 9 hours early so I sat there and read like 1/3 of the book I brought. One of questions was pretty blog-worthy though:

A pencil is laying, unmoving on a desk.

How would you increase the potential energy of the pencil

A) Push the pencil
B) Burn the pencil
C) fgsha;ghjak;


I don't even remember the other stupid answers, but one of them was BURN THE PENCIL. I has sort of become my motto, the phrase I've set my life by. It's pretty much an answer for anyone. Sir can you help me, my son has a broken face? BURN THE PENCIL. Sir, you can't park there. BURN THE PENCIL. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. BURN THE PENCIL. Stop staring at my breasts. BURN THE PENCIL. Pretty much.

Then me and a bunch of people went to go see the movie 300. I can't really think of an appropriate word to describe it, or at least one that is a real word, so I think I'll say this one :fuckingmetalawesome. Yes. That seems about right. I mean, this movie seriously had everything I've ever wanted. Fighting, sex, blood, mutants, Greece, lesbians, mutant lesbians, big hue mutants, Persians falling off cliffs, boobies, stabbing, kings, queens, nipples, sweat, and lesbians. We all sat in the front row of the whole theater. I can honestly say it was the best movie going experience of my life. Yes, even Better than Snakes on a Plane. Yes, I am answering questions no one asked. There was about 5 moments in the movie when I couldn't think of anyting else to do except say "METAL." One thing was where this guy had about 20 arrows in him and was still fighting off a bunch of guys. Another part was when a dude got his head cut off. Did I mention lesbians? Well the lesbians weren't in short supply in 300. Actually, they were. The lesbian part was about 4 seconds long. But I am NOT complaining. There was also all sorts of sex. Slow sex, fast sex, buttsex, and even rape. So pretty much, if want a movie with fighting, sex, and fighting in it, see 300.